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"Doctor" Leon of drleons.com
Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.
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Alexandre Dumas, fils
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
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Alfred Capus
There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
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Anita Loos, New York Times, 10 February 1974
The people I'm furious with are the women's liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket.
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Aristotle Onassis
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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Arnold Haultain
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
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Art Buchwald, 1974
If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.
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Author Unknown
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
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Author Unknown
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Author Unknown
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Author Unknown
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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Author Unknown
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
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Author Unknown
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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Author Unknown
When I glimpse the backs of women's knees I seem to hear the first movement of Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony.
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Author Unknown
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
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Author Unknown
The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart.
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Author Unknown
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
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Bella Abzug
I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
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