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Al Bernstein
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
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Arnold H. Glasow
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
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Art Buchwald
There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.
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Author Unknown
It's difficult to decide whether growing pains are something teenagers have - or are.
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Author Unknown
The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew.
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Author Unknown
There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure.
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Author Unknown
You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going.
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Bob Phillips
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
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Dan Bennett
There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won't cure.
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Dawn Ruelas
The troubles of adolescence eventually all go away - it's just like a really long, bad cold.
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Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
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Edgar W. Howe
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
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Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.
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Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.
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Faye Moskowitz
My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe.
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Jessamyn West
At fourteen you don't need sickness or death for tragedy.
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