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A.P. Herbert
Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.
Alexander Kendrick
On CBS Radio the news of [Ed Murrow's] death, reportedly from lung cancer, was followed by a cigarette commercial.
Arizona Department of Health Services Tobacco Education and Prevention Program ad campaign, created by Riester-Robb Advertising
Tobacco. Tumor causing, teeth staining, smelly, puking habit.
Arturo Toscanini
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Author Unknown
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.
Author Unknown
If you must smoke, take your butt outside.
Author Unknown
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.
Author Unknown
A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
Author Unknown
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
Author Unknown
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Author Unknown
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
Author Unknown
The cigarette does the smoking - you're just the sucker.
Author Unknown
Smoking is pulmonary rape.
Author Unknown
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
Ben Jonson, Every Man in His Humour
Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.
Benny Hill
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: Oh well, and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Charles Sprague, To My Cigar
Yes, social friend, I love thee well,In learned doctor's spite;Thy clouds all other clouds dispelAnd lap me in delight.
Douglas Adams
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Edith Zittler
The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, What Will He Do With It?
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
 
 
 
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