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Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.
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Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
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Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News
I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter.
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P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners, 1984
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.
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Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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