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Abraham Lincoln
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
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Alan Holbrook
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
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Aldous Huxley
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
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Andy Rooney
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning? It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
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Angela Carter
In the mythic schema of all relations between men and women, man proposes, and woman is disposed of.
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Arthur Hoppe
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
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Author Unknown
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
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Author Unknown
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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Butch Hancock
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
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Don Schrader
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
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