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Alice Thomas Ellis
Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
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Amanda Vail
Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.
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Andy Rooney
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning? It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
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Anita Wise
A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.
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Author Unknown
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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Author Unknown
Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house.
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Author Unknown
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
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Author Unknown
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
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Author Unknown
Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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Author Unknown
Jesus was a typical man - they always say they'll come back but you never see them again.
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Author Unknown
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Author Unknown
Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks.
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Beryl Bainbridge
A man is two people, himself and his cock. A man always takes his friend to the party. Of the two, the friend is the nicer, being more able to show his feelings.
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