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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
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Author Unknown
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.
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Author Unknown
A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report.
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Author Unknown
Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive.
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Author Unknown
Don't take your organs to heaven with you. Heaven knows we need them here.
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Betsy Salkind
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
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Bill Walton
I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
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Cicero
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men.
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Don Herold
Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.
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Elbert Hubbard
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary.
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Emily Dickinson
Surgeons must be very carefulWhen they take the knife!Underneath their fine incisionsStirs the Culprit - Life!
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Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Finley Peter Dunne
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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Francis O'Walsh
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
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Henry Ward Beecher
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.
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Hindu Proverb
No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients.
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J.J. Walsh
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car.
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