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A.A. Milne
Organizating is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
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Adlai E. Stevenson
A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.
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Ambrose Bierce
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Anonymous
As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.
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Anonymous
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
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Anonymous
Due to budgetary restraints the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. We apologize if this inconveniences you in any way.
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Anonymous
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Anonymous
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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Anonymous
If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done.
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Anonymous
We, the unwilling,led by the unknowing,are doing the impossiblefor the ungrateful.We have done so much,for so long,with so little,we are now qualifiedto do anythingwith nothing.
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Anonymous
Your talk was simply superfluous. It should be published posthumously. And the sooner the better.
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Chris Hamono
They say that the more a person learns, the more they find there is to learn. Therefore the smarter you think you are, the dumber you really are.
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Douglas Adams
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII--and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.
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Evan Esar
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight train, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.
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Franklin P. Jones
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
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