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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
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It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
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And on the eighth day God said, Okay, Murphy, you're in charge
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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
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The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
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How can angels fall asleep when the devil leaves his porch light on?
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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