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Agatha Christie
The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes.
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Author Unknown
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
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Bette Midler
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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C.E. Cowman
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
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D.H. Lawrence
I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.
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Dave Barry
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
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Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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Erma Bombeck
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
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G.M. Weilacher
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop.
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Heloise Cruse
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
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Hoosier Farmer
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
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James Dent
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
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Jim Lemon
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, Honey, do this, and Honey, do that" around the house.
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Joan Rivers
Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.
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Joe Ryan
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
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John Skow
Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
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Kin Hubbard
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
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