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Author Unknown
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street.
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Brad Park
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
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Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
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Jacques Plante
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
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Jim McKenny
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
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Jimmy Cannon
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
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Stephen Leacock
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
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Steve Rushin
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
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Steve Rushin
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.
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Wayne Gretzky
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
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