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A.A. Milne
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
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A.P. Herbert, Misleading Cases, 1935
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
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Abba Eban
Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.
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Adlai Stevenson
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses.
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Al Boliska
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
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Alistair Cooke
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance.
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Arnold Palmer
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.
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Arnold Palmer
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
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Art Rosenbaum
Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.
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Arthur Daley
Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
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Author Unknown
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
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Author Unknown
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.
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Author Unknown
The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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Author Unknown
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
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Author Unknown
Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life.
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Author Unknown
I've spent most of my life golfing... the rest I've just wasted.
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Author Unknown
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.
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