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Albert Einstein
You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.
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Ambrose Bierce
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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Arthur S. Reber, The New Gambler's Bible
The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable than, say, trying to raise a child in this lunatic society of ours.
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Author Unknown
If you ain't just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven't studied the games enough.
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Author Unknown
In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.
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Author Unknown
Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face.
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Author Unknown
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.
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Author Unknown
Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
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Author Unknown
There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.
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Author Unknown
Games of chance are traps to catch school boy novies and gaping country squires, who begin with a guinea and end with a mortgage.
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Baudelaire, Charles
I have to confess that I had gambled on my soul and lost it with heroic insouciance and lightness of touch. The soul is so impalpable, so often useless, and sometimes such a nuisance, that I felt no more emotion on losing it than if, on a stroll, I had mislaid my visiting card.
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Baudelaire, Charles
I have to confess that I had gambled on my soul and lost it with heroic insouciance and lightness of touch. The soul is so impalpable, so often useless, and sometimes such a nuisance, that I felt no more emotion on losing it than if, on a stroll, I had mislaid my visiting card.
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Bierce, Ambrose
The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor on the business known as gambling.
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Bierce, Ambrose
The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor on the business known as gambling.
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Broun, Heywood
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.
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Broun, Heywood
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.
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Bud Flanagan
No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.
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Byron, Lord
I have a notion that gamblers are as happy as most people, being always excited; women, wine, fame, the table, even ambition, sate now and then, but every turn of the card and cast of the dice keeps the gambler alive -- besides one can game ten times longer than one can do any thing else.
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Byron, Lord
I have a notion that gamblers are as happy as most people, being always excited; women, wine, fame, the table, even ambition, sate now and then, but every turn of the card and cast of the dice keeps the gambler alive -- besides one can game ten times longer than one can do any thing else.
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