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A. Baer
There is no such thing as a little garlic.
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A. Kerr
Dyspepsia is the remorse of a guilty stomach.
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Aldous Huxley
A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it.
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Alfred E. Newman
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
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Ambrose Bierce
Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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Annita Manning
High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?
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Author Unknown
There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye.
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Author Unknown
Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
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Author Unknown
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
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Author Unknown
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
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Author Unknown
Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat.
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Author Unknown
A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner: "I don't like the turkey, but I like the bread he ate."
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Barbara Grizzuti Harrison
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.
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Bert Greene
Proust had his madeleines; I am devastated by the scent of yeast bread rising.
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