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A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
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The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
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I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
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Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.
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We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.
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Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself.
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Benjamin Franklin
In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.
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Beth McCollister
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
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