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Abbott Lawrence Lowell
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
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Agnes DeMille, Dance to the Piper, 1952
I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes.
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Alex Karras
I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.
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Author Unknown
If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing... you have a college degree.
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Author Unknown
The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
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Caroline Bird
A liberal-arts education is supposed to provide you with a value system, a standard, a set of ideas, not a job.
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David Wood
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
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Elbert Hubbard
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
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Fats" Domino
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
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George Gobel
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
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J. Frank Dobie
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
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John Ciardi
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
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L.L. Hendren
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn't.
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Peter DeVries
I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments.
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