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Ambrose Bierce
Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
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Author Unknown
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
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Author Unknown
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
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Author Unknown
You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
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Author Unknown
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
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Author Unknown
Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.
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Author Unknown
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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Dave Barry
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
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