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Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
 
 
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