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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
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A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.
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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
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Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
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