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Lily Tomlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Lily Tomlin
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
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Lily Tomlin
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
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Lily Tomlin
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Lily Tomlin
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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Lily Tomlin
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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