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Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
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Rita Rudner
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
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Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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Rita Rudner
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Rita Rudner
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Rita Rudner
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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Rita Rudner
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
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Rita Rudner
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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