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P. J. O'Rourke
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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P. J. O'Rourke
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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P. J. O'Rourke
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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P. J. O'Rourke
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
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P. J. O'Rourke
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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P. J. O'Rourke
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
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P. J. O'Rourke
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
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P. J. O'Rourke
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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