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Abe Lemons
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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Author Unknown
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Author Unknown
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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Branch Rickey
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
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Chi Chi Rodriguez
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
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Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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Ella Harris
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
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Harry Vardon
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
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Herbert Asquith
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
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J. Lubbock
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
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Jim Bishop
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
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Phyllis Diller
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
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R.C. Sherriff
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
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Tommy Bolt
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.
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