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Ann Landers
At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't.
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Dave Barry
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
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Diane Ackerman
don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.
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Don Marquis
The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time.
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Elbert Hubbard
The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily.
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Evelyn Waugh
She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
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Fred Allen
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
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George Santayana
One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
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H.M. Tomlinson
There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers.
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Homer Simpson
To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
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