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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
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Bill Walton
I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
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Ellie Katz
Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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Finley Peter Dunne
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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Henry Ward Beecher
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.
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Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Larry Dossey
The power of love to change bodies is legendary, built into folklore, common sense, and everyday experience.
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Pearl Williams
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
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W.C. Fields
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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