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Author Unknown
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
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Author Unknown
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
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Author Unknown
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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Author Unknown
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
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Author Unknown
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
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Author Unknown
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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Branch Rickey
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
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Chili Davis
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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Dan Bennett
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
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Don Marquis
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
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Herbert Asquith
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
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Jennifer Yane
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
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Jerry M. Wright
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
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