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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
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Author Unknown
Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy's heart instead of her tummy.
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Carl Sandburg
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
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Charles Osgood
Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
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Dave Barry
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
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Ed Howe
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
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Elizabeth Stone
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
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Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Irena Chalmers
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
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Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
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John Wilmot
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
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Lawrence Housman
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
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Leo J. Burke
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
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Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
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