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Abraham Lincoln
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
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Ambrose Bierce
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Author Unknown
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Author Unknown
Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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Author Unknown
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
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Author Unknown
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
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Author Unknown
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
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Dinah Craik
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person.
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George Jean Nathan
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
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H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
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Hoosier Farmer
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
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M*A*S*H, Hawkeye
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
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Marcel Proust
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
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Michael Leunig
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
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Mignon McLaughlin
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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